12 Tips For Surviving A Zombie Apocalypse

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When the zombie apocalypse strikes, will you be ready? How can you prepare now khổng lồ survive the undead onslaught? We got the inside scoop from the Green Light Anti-Zombie Squad, a group that's dedicated lớn protecting you from zombie attacks. Here are 10 practical tips on how to survive an encounter with the walking dead.

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The Green Light Anti-Zombie Squad offers lectures và demonstrations to lớn help you và your loved ones survive an army of the undead with your brains (and sanity intact). To lớn ensure you'll make it through the zombie apocalypse, heed their simple tips.


1. Clear the Room.

There's nothing worse than stepping into a room only lớn be mix upon by a horde of brain-hungry zombies. A team of four armed shooters can easily clear a room if they all stand against the nearest wall: one body toàn thân in each corner và two in the middle. This position proves optimal for quickly dispatching of a room full of the reanimated.


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Shambling isn't just for zombies. Three live humans can stand with their backs together và carefully rotate through the room, ensuring that all eyes are facing outward and no one falls victim lớn a surprise attack.

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3. The Fine Line


For those lucky enough to lớn amass a relatively large army of live humans, the Fine Line is the best way khổng lồ fend off roving zombie hordes. Simply size two lines of armed persons, one line in front of the other. Have the front line shoot while the back line holds. When the front line runs out of ammo, the back line steps in while the front line reloads. Tragically, the Squad's training zombie, Billy the Hunter, died while the Squad demonstrated this technique.


It's bad enough that you have to khuyến mãi with the zombified masses, who are tireless, feel no pain, and greatly outnumber healthy human beings. But perhaps even more deadly are the humans who simply can't cope with the new world order. It's best if you keep a psychologist on hand who can identify and subdue such persons before they embark on a murderous rampage that makes the zombies look as ferocious as fluffy kittens.

5. Choose Your Weapons Wisely


Not all weapons work for all people, and the trendiest zombie-fighting armaments aren't always the best. When in doubt, melee weapons are a fine tool against the undead, but think twice before picking up that giant hammer. As satisfying as squishing zombie skull may be, swinging the hammer creates a sizable arc that gives zombies plenty of time lớn nibble at your armpits. GLAZS advises that you invest in a machete, which is cheap, lightweight, & neatly separates a zombie's head from its bodies. As for ranged weapons, you may want khổng lồ reconsider that sawed-off shotgun you're so fond of. Bolt action rifles are both powerful và accurate, without the ammunition restrictions of the close-range shotgun.

6. Windows Are Not Your Friend


Zombies have a nasty habit of crashing through glass windows, so it's best khổng lồ choose a hideout with as few ground màn chơi windows as possible. Steer clear of malls, coffee shops, & boutique outlets in favor of Costco, BJs, Sam's Club, or any other large warehouse. If you find yourself trapped in your house, it's best to hightail it up khổng lồ the attic, which the uncoordinated zombies will have trouble reaching. Basements, even windowless ones, spell trouble.

7. Don't Get Stuck With A Gas-Guzzler


If you're traveling with a group, you may consider fleeing by minivan or SUV, but be warned that the gas mileage & rollover rates might be a literal killer. If you're traveling alone, it's best to lớn take a high miles per gallon vehicle, like a dirt bike, or, better yet, grab a bicycle & escape the zombies under your own replenishable power.

8. Fight World War Z with TNT


Using dynamite around the undead is a tricky proposition; the right amount of explosives can blow them to bits, but you might get cremated yourself. It's better lớn stave off those desiccated corpse with a controlled burn. But, GLASZ's demolitions expert warns, make sure it's a fire you can contain. A raging wildfire could prove far more deadly than the zombies themselves.

9. Animals: Friend or Foe?


Image: Rex Zombie Killer

Animals can be invaluable allies at the end of the world, but the zombie infection could render them more hazard than help. If the zombie plague is viral, it can infect any living cells, causing even the most inhuman animals to lớn exhibit flesh-craving symptoms. GLASZ members ask: Would you rather fight off a zombie human — or a zombie lion?